Officially Cool: The Kevin Smith Casting Chart
February 6, 2008
Wikipedia, the end-all-be-all source of knowledge on the internet (not all factual knowledge, but knowledge nonetheless) has updated Kevin Smith’s official entry with a chart that shows some of the most frequently cast people in his movies. Enjoy the chart below.
If I’m Ever a Starfleet Captain…
February 6, 2008
My favorite:
I will design my ships so that command and control functions cannot be hot-wired from a wall panel in the recreation bay.
Top 10 Celluloid Hotties
February 6, 2008
Lately, Hollywood movies are full of some of the sexiest eye-candy ever made. From Alba to Jolie, with some McGowan and Bellucci thrown in for good measure, the last decade on Planet Film has been ruled by the Babe.
Another reason why video games shouldn’t become movies
February 6, 2008
This film is easily one of the worst conceptualized films of all-time. The thought process behind this mindless gun fest is confusing and jumbled. There are moments in the film when you started thinking, “why am I here?”. Hollywood refuses to accept than when it comes to turning video games and comic books into movies is just a bad idea. Movies like Resident Evil 1, 2, and 3, The Hulk, Spider Man 3, Tank Girl, Silent Hill, Spawn, Doom, Final Fantasy, etc all are shining examples of awful efforts made by the industry to milk us for all they can. Read more
POTC 3 Too stupid for words
February 6, 2008
Oh God does this movie suck. I don’t know exactly what went wrong here but I could only speculate that this 3rd installment was more about economics and zero on movie-making. I just can’t help but think that this movie was made purely for the money and memorabilia sales. The Halloween costumes, toys, shirts, lunchboxes, cereal boxes, underwear, games, and God knows whatever else must have brought in some unbelievable profits for Disney.
They seem to be the only ones who gained anything from this movie being made. I feel the worst for Johnny Depp. For an actor who once told Hollywood to suck it and opted for smaller more personal movies he sure did have a change of heart.
How She Move
February 6, 2008
Running Time: 1 hr. 31 min. Release Date: January 25th, 2008 MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some drug content, suggestive material and language. Distributors: Paramount VantageU.S. Box Office: $3,957,471 Starring: Rutina Wesley, Dwain Murphy, Tracey Armstrong, Cle Bennett (II), Romina D’Ugo
Directed by: Ian Rashid Read more
Worst films of 2007
February 5, 2008
I know we’re already in February and 2007 is long gone, but I couldn’t help but remind you what were the top ten worst films of 2007. Keep in mind this list does not include the obvious Lifetime tele-film, or some STV *straight-to-video* tax write off you’d see Eric Roberts in at 2 am on Showtime. I’m talking about the good stuff. Well, at least what was supposed to be the good stuff, Hollywood’s best and the brightest.
#1- I know who killed me: Li-Lo drops another cinematic bomb with this latest release. This awful mess manages to showcase just about every Hollywood movie cliché you can think of. There was plenty of gore that wasn’t necessary , and a predictable plot twist that you could have guessed after 30 minutes. Lindsay is a good actress but not in this movie. You could sense that lack of effort she put into this movie , unlike her older Disney films when she showed us just how creative and talented of an actress she could be. Perhaps the greatest disappointment is seeing a woman I used to love to watch , Julia Ormond in this piece of crap movie. I guess her film career isn’t so bright these days because this is a tragedy. Save yourself from this painfully dull snorefest and just skip it.
